Day 19 :: Back To Life

Well, the problem with going on a cruise is that it programs you to think you can leave dishes anywhere, not make your bed, forget about cooking... It makes for a difficult transition back to normal life.

And speaking of which, I should really get to those dirty dishes!

I'll leave you with some questions that our cruise director has really been asked:

- Is the water in the toilet bowl salt water or fresh water? (He replied with, "You could taste it but I'll give you 2 good reasons why you shouldn't: #1... and #2)


- How many times has this ship sunk?


- Does the crew live on board?


- Does the ship have it's own generators?

And my favorite:

- How small does your face have to be to get a mini facial?